Im in a heap of trouble. I reckon my familys disowned me and the Irs is after me could any of yuns help me?

This all began last wednesday at my uncle freds trailer. I hadnt seen any of that part of my family since my uncle fred got in jail for robbing that rite-aid in Jonesville a few years back. Well anyway I was sittin' with everybody smoking some pot when my second-cousin Fannie came in. Now she was a sight and I had to have her so we went in the back of my trailer down the road and started fornicating and such. Well my uncle joe found out you see and he brought a cane and started whacking me while we was doing it for the second time. I knew he was drunk on moonshine so i got up and left Fannie in the bed and grabbed me a cup and filled 'er full of moonshine so I could match up against him. Well he beat me up and I ain't seen none of 'em since. i left about 6 weeks ago and found me a new job near Huntsville, and I got a double-wide and I bought me a computer! well word got back to me that Fannie was expectin' and lately these city-folk that call themselves the Irs have had it out for me. I don't know what I oughta do, but I got my shotgun bessie right next to me if anybody tries to get me